oh my god, you're a human, use your brain

i have so many rants that i can't tweet because i'm worried about my rep and all so i'll just post them here:


hi dear, when i/they tell you the venue, you don't ask where it is & how to get there, you google/waze it. this is a tip but it's almost SOP. xoxo

hi dear, if you can find the answer to your question by googling it, don't bother texting us. really. xoxo

hi dear, when we don't reply, we're not entirely ignoring you. there are just more imporant matters to attend to. believe me, there are. xoxo

Where have all the self-starting production assistants/coordinators gone? Oh yeah, they are the producers now.

10mb deck to 150mb, 2-month series of presentations, event's in 4 days, and you're asking us to still have our final presentation tomorrow. ozzum.

you want to add a segment but no addition in CE, is that right? great.