Me: Kailan daw ako babayaran (utang)? (When's he going to be able to pay me back?)
Ma: Sa a-kinse pa raw. (On the 15th)
Me: Kailangan kong magpa-check. (I need to go to get myself checked.)
Ma: Pa-check ng? (What for?)
Me: Utak. (My mind.)
Ma: Ah, pupunta kang psychiatrist? (Oh. Are you going to a psychiatrist?)
Me: Oo. (Yeah)
Ma: Sige, pa-check ka lang. (Alright, just have yourself checked.)
Me: E, pera. May mga gamot pa 'yon. (But, money. I would need some for the meds.)
Ma: Basta pa-check ka lang, kahit naman next week na 'yung mga gamot. (Just have yourself checked, take care of the meds next week)
This is how you casually reveal to your mother that you're crazy.
