15.3.13

kape-brandy-valiums to go please

They say it makes you fuzzy, woozy, and other Zs. Well, that's not true! I feel just fucking like you.

I made coffee and dropped the valium into the cup. poured in some brandy. Played a game, tried to catch the valium with my mouth before it dissolved or before the coffee ran out. Turned out it was all in my head and the coffee, brandy, valium were all in my mouth.